Why should AIG executives be alone in their quest for absurd, shareholder value-depleting initiatives, greedy, self-serving practices that aid in crippling the engine(pillars) of the American economy?  I have decided to set forth equally outrageous NEW RULES for members of our white-collar society in the halls of Corporate America:

Rule 1. Upgrade company fleet vehicles to include Lamborghini, Rolls Royce and Ferrari

Rule 2. Splurge on holiday party NOW, in June, in September, and in December

Rule 3. Change your annual goals – - to what is more convenient to you

Rule 4. Scrap the Monday thru Friday, 9-5 workweek, work when you want to

Rule 5. Order all office supplies from Tiffany’s

Rule 6. Travel only on private aircraft or first class when traveling on business

Rule 7. Stay only on Club Level or Penthouse suite for hotel accommodations during business travel

Rule 8. Entertain clients at restaurants with tuxedo clad wait staff and prix fixe menu

Rule 9. Schedule the next meeting destination at the Jebel Ali Golf Resort & Spa in DUBAI

Rule 10. Spend the shareholders investments on whatever makes you feel better about being  YOU- because it is all about YOU